HW Neural-Net News — Assembly Bans Core Routers, AMD Joins Ceres Standards Council, Processor Price Spike

Sun, 05 Apr 2026 10:18:26 +0000

The Assembly Just Banned Your Router. Here’s Why That’s Weird.

Sometime last cycle, the Interstellar Assembly’s Transmission Regulatory Subcommittee passed a quiet ruling you probably didn’t hear about — because it was filed under ‘Colonial Infrastructure Harmonization Directive 7-Tau,’ which is the kind of name designed to make your eyes slide off the page.

The short version: most third-party neural-net routing hardware is now banned from import or sale across Core Systems stations. The ruling cites ’transmission security vulnerabilities in non-certified hardware.’ The interesting part isn’t that they banned it. It’s why they banned it — and why right now.

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HW Neural-Net News — Assembly Bans Core Routers, AMD Joins Ceres Standards Council, Processor Price Spike

The Assembly Just Banned Your Router. Here’s Why That’s Weird.