Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

Tue, 05 May 2026 17:31:37 +0000

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

I just think it’s funny—

On the 14th of this cycle, Earth Unified Council Chairman Harlan Voss posted to his personal neural feed a photoshopped image of his own face nestled among the four founding figures carved into the Monument of Unified Ascent on Luna’s southern plateau.

You know the one. The big rock. The sacred thing. The monument that took sixty years and eleven million labor-hours to complete and which three separate Interstellar Assembly resolutions have designated 永遠の遺産 — eternal heritage — protected from alteration, commercial use, or, one would have thought, neural-feed vanity posts.

Monument on Cassette Future Magazine

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.