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The Face Behind the Face: Are ENN Commentators Actually Human?

Tue, 26 May 2026 16:07:59 +0000

The Face Behind the Face: Are ENN Commentators Actually Human?

ニューラルフィード最大手の「専門家」たちに何かがおかしい

by 陳マックスウェル | Military & Security Correspondent

Eleven months ago, Earth Network News introduced the galaxy to Commander Harlan Voss — retired Solar Defense Compact strategist, distinguished gray temples, reassuring baritone, never met a peacekeeping operation he didn’t immediately understand and support.

Five nights a week. Every major engagement. Every budget announcement. Every time the Interstellar Assembly needed someone credentialed and calm to explain why the new 3 trillion SGC tranche was, in fact, the responsible choice.

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

Tue, 05 May 2026 17:31:37 +0000

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

I just think it’s funny—

On the 14th of this cycle, Earth Unified Council Chairman Harlan Voss posted to his personal neural feed a photoshopped image of his own face nestled among the four founding figures carved into the Monument of Unified Ascent on Luna’s southern plateau.

You know the one. The big rock. The sacred thing. The monument that took sixty years and eleven million labor-hours to complete and which three separate Interstellar Assembly resolutions have designated 永遠の遺産 — eternal heritage — protected from alteration, commercial use, or, one would have thought, neural-feed vanity posts.

The Correspondents' Gala Shooter Had a TIB Badge. Nobody Mentioned That Part.

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 17:30:40 +0000

The Correspondents’ Gala Shooter Had a TIB Badge. Nobody Mentioned That Part.

Earth Station Prime — Let me walk you through the timeline.

The Earth Network News Correspondents’ Gala is, for those unfamiliar, a yearly ritual where journalists who cover the Earth Unified Council put on formal attire and eat expensive food with the Earth Unified Council. It is, structurally, a hostage dinner where everyone is the hostage and also the kidnapper and also nobody seems to notice. There is a comedian. There are speeches. Everyone agrees the press is vital to democracy, which the galaxy recognizes as an archaic Earth ritual, so perhaps they have a point.