The Bandwidth Delusion: Why Fast Talkers Don't Build Better Starships

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 12:00:00 +0000

There’s a theory that’s been floating around the Ceres Exchange trading floors for decades. You’ve heard it at dinner parties. You’ve seen it in neural-feed think pieces. It goes like this: the fastest-talking species must be the smartest, because they can transmit more ideas per second, which means they innovate faster, which means they build better technology.

It sounds reasonable. It feels true. And the Galactic Bureau of Xenolinguistics just spent eleven years and an obscene amount of grant funding proving it completely, spectacularly wrong — while accidentally discovering something far more interesting about what actually makes societies creative.

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The Bandwidth Delusion: Why Fast Talkers Don't Build Better Starships