Chairman Voss on Cassette Future Magazine

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

Tue, 05 May 2026 17:31:37 +0000

Faces Carved in Stone: Council Chairman Attempts to Add His Face to Galactic History. Again.

I just think it’s funny—

On the 14th of this cycle, Earth Unified Council Chairman Harlan Voss posted to his personal neural feed a photoshopped image of his own face nestled among the four founding figures carved into the Monument of Unified Ascent on Luna’s southern plateau.

You know the one. The big rock. The sacred thing. The monument that took sixty years and eleven million labor-hours to complete and which three separate Interstellar Assembly resolutions have designated 永遠の遺産 — eternal heritage — protected from alteration, commercial use, or, one would have thought, neural-feed vanity posts.

'Lots of Ordnance Will Deploy' If No Agreement: Earth Council Chairman Defines Diplomacy With Explosives

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:30:35 +0000

‘Lots of Ordnance Will Deploy’ If No Agreement: Earth Council Chairman Defines Diplomacy With Explosives

EARTH STATION PRIME — Chairman Harlan Voss stepped to the podium on Cycle-Day 4 of what the Earth Unified Council’s press office is calling the Goodwill Dialogue Initiative with the Outer Rim Coalition. He was there, his communications team had carefully briefed, to discuss peace.

I just think it’s funny—

Here’s what the Chairman said, verbatim, when asked about the status of negotiations with Outer Rim Coalition senior delegate Reza Karimi:

Council Chairman Chooses 'The War Chapters' for Sacred Text Reading Event

Sun, 19 Apr 2026 09:14:54 +0000

Council Chairman Chooses ‘The War Chapters’ for Sacred Text Reading Event

With the entire ancient canon available, he picked the siege warfare bits

The Earth Unified Council’s Office of Cultural Optics announced this week that Chairman Harlan Voss would participate in Galaxy Reads the Ancient Archives, the annual event hosted at the Museum of Pre-Collapse Texts on Earth Station Prime, running the 19th through 25th of this cycle.

The event, for the uninitiated, invites prominent galactic figures to publicly read from humanity’s pre-Collapse literary and spiritual heritage — poetry, philosophy, natural history, early scientific texts, moral fables, the complete works of approximately four thousand years of human civilization.