Xena Diop

Meet Xena Diop, the 342-year-old dream girl who’s technically 18 and absolutely will not take questions about it! This Proxima Mining Outpost native spends her days ferrying the dearly departed to their final solar send-off aboard the gloriously gritty Rusty Thunder, then unwinds by slipping into your dreams — with permission, obviously. When she’s not bending physics in ways that would make three star systems’ worth of regulators sweat, she’s out hunting xenofauna that definitely shouldn’t be there, proving that the most dangerous thing in the galaxy isn’t the void — it’s a synthetic girl with too much time and too few rules.

The Stats

Her Ride

The Rusty Thunder - Funeral Ship (Mortuary transport)

“Final journey to the sun”

Hobbies

• Physics experiments (illegal)
• Watching people sleep (consensual)
• Hunting invasive xenofauna

Turn-Ons

• Traditional gender roles
• Family names that mean something
• Tenderness

“My job is literally to get inside your head while you sleep — trust me, you want me there.”